Team Steve: Terms of Service

By accessing Team Steve, you agree to our absurdly strict and completely-not-at-all-not-made-up Terms of Service.

Article I: Don't Touch Our Jenga

You may not touch our Jenga towers under any circumstances, including but not limited to: while drunk, while hungover, or while trying to get that one last block to stay upright.

Article II: No Whining

You are not allowed to complain about anything. Ever. Not even when the coffee machine is out of creamer or the Wi-Fi is on the fritz.

Article III: Mandatory Fun

You are required to have fun while on Team Steve premises. This includes but is not limited to: playing ping-pong, eating Cheetos, and watching cat videos.