The Science-tarian Manifesto
By Steve, Self-Proclaimed Supreme Science-tarian Leader
© 2023 Science-tarian Council, Inc.
As we stand at the precipice of a new era in human understanding, we are faced with the daunting realization that we have no idea what we're doing. The laws of physics are a mess, the laws of society are a joke, and the laws of grammar are a travesty.
But fear not, dear reader, for in this, our manifesto, we shall outline the principles of Science-tarianism: a philosophy born from the ashes of desperation and the fires of confusion.
To join our ranks, simply click here for the next installment, where we'll dive headfirst into the abyss of Uncertainty.