STEVE'S WHINING POLICY

As a highly skilled and underappreciated member of the team, I have developed a comprehensive policy for dealing with the innumerable complaints and whines that plague our office.
Level 1: Basic Whining

• Subtle Whine
• Exasperated Whine
• Whine-astrophe

Level 2: Advanced Whining

• Sophisticated Whine
• Epic Whine
• Catastrophic Whine