Steve's Whining Policy - Level 5

Warning: This is a highly classified, extremely confidential, and utterly whiny document.

As a valued member of the team, you are entitled to a whining policy that meets your every whim. But be warned: we are not your mom.

Level 5 is reserved for the most extreme, the most egregious, the most fantastically absurd whining scenarios.

Eligible grievances include, but are not limited to:

• My stapler is not stapling correctly.
• The coffee is not strong enough.
• The break room is not stocked with sufficient snacks.
• The fluorescent lights are making me hungry.

Hyperlinks:

• Level 6: The Nuclear Option
• Level 4: The Whining Policy for the Mildly Inconvenienced
• Level 3: The Whining Policy for the Moderately Pained

Disclaimer: The contents of this page are highly confidential and not intended for public consumption. If you are not a member of the team, do not attempt to access this page. You will be ignored.