STEVE'S PIZZA TASTING CLUB: A PLACE WHERE STEVES COME TOGETHER

Welcome to Steve's Pizza Tasting Club, where steves of all ages come to sample the world's finest pizza creations. We've got steves, we've got slices, and we've got opinions.

Our Pizza Tasting Philosophy

We believe that the perfect pizza is a matter of personal taste, but we also believe that steves should be able to agree on the best. So, we've established a rigorous 5-point system for evaluating pizza:

  1. Crust: Is it crunchy or chewy?
  2. Sauce: Is it saucy or not saucy?
  3. Cheese: Is it melty or not melty?
  4. Toppings: Are they weird or not weird?
  5. Overall: Would Steve buy it again?

Our team of expert pizza critics (all steves) have been sampling pizza for months, and we've got some strong opinions. Check out our latest reviews:

(Note: steve-jr is actually a steve who has been drinking the same name as steve-sr, and ted is actually steve's cousin, also a steve)