The Doomed Empire's Subordinate Roster

Subordinate 1: Jane Doe

Jane is the office manager of the doomed empire, responsible for making sure everyone is adequately underpaid and underappreciated.

See Subordinate 2: John

Subordinate 2: Bob Smith (in Training)

Bob is the newest member of the doomed empire, learning the art of being underwhelmed and overworked.

See Bob's Progress: Month 1

Subordinate 3: Alice Brown (on Sabbatical)

Alice is the only subordinate who's managed to escape the doomed empire, but she's secretly still checking her email every five minutes.

See Alice's Sabbatical Schedule

Subordinate 4: Mike Johnson (the Janitor)

Mike is the janitor of the doomed empire, making sure the bathrooms are adequately unhygienic and the trash cans are full.

See Mike's Cleaning Schedule