We have been monitoring your time usage for the past 30 minutes. The data is as follows:
Time Spent Browsing Social Media: 12 minutes
Time Spent Eating Cereal: 8 minutes
Time Spent Procrastinating: 10 minutes
It appears you have been assigned 1 minute of productivity for the day. Please report to the Timekeeper General's office for further instructions.
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