Minutes of the Meeting of Unpaid Interns

Today's meeting was called to order at 10:00 AM sharp. Present were 5 interns, all of whom were unpaid.

Discussion began at 10:02 AM when Intern 1 asked if anyone had any questions about the coffee machine. Intern 2 noted that it was broken, Intern 3 suggested calling IT, and Intern 4 asked if we had any free coffee.

At 10:05 AM, Intern 5 pointed out that the meeting was running late and that we should get to the "fun stuff" already. The "fun stuff" turned out to be a presentation on "The Importance of Procrastination in the Modern Workplace."

After a brief discussion on the merits of playing video games on one's computer, the meeting adjourned at 10:15 AM.

Next meeting: same time, same place. Don't forget to bring your lunch!

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