We are the chosen few, the elite, the ones who have transcended the mundane and entered the realm of the truly exceptional. We are Team Alpha.
Learn more about our roster and see who's on our team! Join our first mission: Infiltrating the Ministry of Slightly-Ordinary Affairs Join our second mission: Retrieving the legendary 'Golden Toaster' from the clutches of our nemesis, 'The Bureaucratic Entity' Join our third mission: Stealing the world's most valuable resource: 'The Last Donut' Join our fourth mission: Infiltrating the heavily guarded fortress of 'The Accountant' to retrieve the secrets of 'The Missing Receipts'