Team Tech-Noir

Welcome to the world's most mediocre coding team.

We specialize in making the impossible, possible. Mostly.

Our motto: "We'll get it done, eventually."

Our Members

• Sam 'The Slow' Lee
• John 'The Unreliable' Smith
• Emily 'The Overcaffeinated' Chen

Our Projects

• That Thing That Doesn't Work Yet
• The Project That May Never Happen

Follow us on Twitter for updates, but don't get too excited.

Or Twitch for our live coding sessions, but only if you enjoy watching us stare at screens.