The Undergrads Are Graduating, But the Debt Will Remain

It's that time of the year again. The undergrads are finally done with their degrees, but their student loans will haunt them for decades to come.

Seek help from a financial advisor, but don't expect miracles

Party like it's 1999 (because you're basically broke)

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