Are you tired of being a slave to your student loans? Do you dream of freedom, or at least a decent night out?
We've got options for you, young grasshopper:
- Sugar Mama Plan (because someone's gotta pay the rent)
- Lottery Ticket Scheme (because someone's gotta win)
- Parental Compassion Plan (because your parents still love you)
- Secret Bailout Society (because you're not supposed to know)
Disclaimer: These options may not actually work. Or may not be real. Or may be completely made up. Don't say we didn't warn you.