Undergraduates' Syllabus

Welcome to the Undergraduates' Syllabus, where the fun never stops!

Here's the syllabus for this semester: Required Reading, where we cover the essentials of being awake at all hours and eating ramen for breakfast.

In Required Reading, you'll find out how to survive on 2 dollars a day, how to brew the perfect cup of instant coffee, and how to write a 10-page essay in 2 hours.

And, of course, our Required Projects page, where we challenge you to build a functioning toaster using only duct tape and hope.

We're glad you asked for our Required Projects page, where you can learn how to make a working toaster with duct tape, and how to write your own bestselling novel using only 5 words per sentence.

Don't forget to check out our Duct Tape Toaster Project, where you'll find step-by-step instructions on how to make a toaster using only duct tape, because who needs a functional appliance, anyway?

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