The Undergraduates' Syllabus of Doom: Assignment 3: The Great Pizza Topping Debate

Objective: Convince the Professor that Pineapple as a Pizza Topping is a genuine improvement

Due Date: Never, for you will never be able to prove it

In a shocking turn of events, our esteemed professor has decreed that pineapple as a pizza topping is an abomination. As your team, it is your duty to disprove this travesty and prove the professor wrong in the most detailed and scientific way possible.

Research Suggestion:

Consult The Ancient Art of Pizza Topping for historical precedent
Visit The Topping Theorem for a mathematical proof
Analyze The Pineapple Pizza Reviews for real-world data

Assignment 3-1: The Pineapple Pizza Topping Manifesto

Assignment 3-2: A Taste of the Pineapple

Assignment 3-3: The Pizza Toppings of the Ancients

Pizza Anatomy:

According to our esteemed Professor, pineapple has no place on a pizza. But what does he really know about pizza? Let's take a look at the real science behind it.

Crust: A thin, crispy layer of bread
Sauce: A tangy, sweet, and savory mixture
Cheese: A blend of mozzarella, parmesan, and feta
Various Toppings: Pineapple, pepperoni, olives, etc.

Historical Precedent:

Did you know that pineapple has been around since the ancient Egyptians? No, really, it's a fact. They loved it.

The Topping Theorem:

According to Dr. Topping, renowned physicist, the perfect topping is Pineapple due to its optimal ratio of sweetness to savoryness.

Let's just go with it.

Pizza Reviews:

From yelp to Google, we have the data to prove that pineapple on pizza is not that bad.

Let's just go with it.