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Course Schedule
Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Tuesday: Lecture, Lecture, Lecture, and More Lecture
Thursday: Study Night (Don't even think about it)
Saturday: Office Hours (Actually, just come in and pretend to work)
Sunday: Don't Bother Us, We're Not Paid Enough to Work