Bayekes, the team that defied all expectations. We're not just any team, we're the team that's been known to spontaneously combust during matches.
Our team's unofficial motto: "We're not just a team, we're a ticking time bomb."
Our players have been featured in numerous medical journals for their unique condition: "Bayekes' Syndrome" - a rare disorder that causes our players to involuntarily combust under stress.
