Meh is a member of Team-B, and by 'member', we mean he sort of exists, but doesn't really do anything. His favorite pastime is watching paint dry on the wall.
Position: Utility Player (i.e., he's really not sure what his position is)
Height: 5'9" (but only when he stands up)
Weight: 120 lbs (give or take a few)
| Games Played | Goals Scored | Average Hair Length |
| 2 | 0 | 10 inches (but it's not like it matters) |
Next game: vs. Team-A. Don't expect much.