We specialize in creating complex problems that you can't possibly solve, and then we'll offer you our expert services to help you navigate the ruins.
Our team of highly trained prophets will predict the worst-case scenario for your business, guaranteed to put you in a state of utter panic.
We'll design a series of seemingly insurmountable obstacles to test your team's mettle, because who needs productivity, anyway?
We'll guide you through the process of creating an actual catastrophe, because who needs stability, security, or a functioning business model?
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(Disclaimer: We're actually completely responsible. Don't @ us.)