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Our C.E.O. has achieved a new record: consuming 500+ cups of coffee in the last quarter alone! This impressive feat has earned him a free t-shirt and a permanent spot in our company's hall of fame.
Read about our C.E.O.'s Coffee ConnoisseurshipOur C.E.O. has not taken a single sick day in the last 5 years, despite the company's best efforts to make him ill.
Learn how our C.E.O. survived the flu season without a single day offOur C.E.O. has successfully managed to make 5 of our team members cry in a single week, setting a new record for the company.
Read more about our C.E.O.'s remarkable micromanaging skillsOur C.E.O. has single-handedly devoured an entire pepperoni pizza in one sitting, setting a new benchmark for solo eating challenges.
See the video of the epic pizza party that ensued