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The Achievements of Our Beloved C.E.O.

Achievement 1: Consuming Over 500 Cups of Coffee

Our C.E.O. has achieved a new record: consuming 500+ cups of coffee in the last quarter alone! This impressive feat has earned him a free t-shirt and a permanent spot in our company's hall of fame.

Read about our C.E.O.'s Coffee Connoisseurship

Achievement 2: Perfect Attendance

Our C.E.O. has not taken a single sick day in the last 5 years, despite the company's best efforts to make him ill.

Learn how our C.E.O. survived the flu season without a single day off

Achievement 3: Successfully Micromanaging a Team of 10

Our C.E.O. has successfully managed to make 5 of our team members cry in a single week, setting a new record for the company.

Read more about our C.E.O.'s remarkable micromanaging skills

Achievement 4: Eating an Entire Pizza By Himself

Our C.E.O. has single-handedly devoured an entire pepperoni pizza in one sitting, setting a new benchmark for solo eating challenges.

See the video of the epic pizza party that ensued