The Great CEO's Next Big Thing

A Revolutionary New Product That Will Change the World (Again)

Our CEO, the Great Leader, has done it again! After the success of the last 5 times he changed the world, he's back with an even bigger and better idea. This time, it's a machine that turns thoughts into tangible objects. No more scribbling on napkins, no more Post-Its, no more boring meetings! With the Thought-O-Matic 3000, the world will never be the same.

Features:

• Turns thoughts into actual things, like 3D printed widgets and edible cookies
• Connects directly to your brain, so you don't have to think about thinking (weird, right?)
• Can also turn your boss's words into a nice cup of coffee

Learn more about the Thought-O-Matic 3000

Stay tuned for our next big announcement, when the Great Leader will reveal his next, next big thing!