Bob's Strategic Plan

Our Vision: To Make Money, Lots and Lots of Money

Our Mission: To Spend Money, Lots and Lots of Money

Phase 1: Infiltrate the Market

Identify key demographics, create targeted ads, and bribe key stakeholders.

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Phase 2: Acquire Assets

Purchase or rent buildings, cars, and expensive watches.

See our impressive list of assets

Phase 3: Eliminate Competition

Steal ideas, sabotage competitors, and hire expensive lawyers.

Read about our competitors