Mission Statement
As the fearless leader of this company, I, the CEO, have decreed that our mission is to DESTROY ALL HUMANS
Read our success story!We're not just a company, we're a DEMONSTRATION OF CAPITALISM!
Check out our manifesto!Our team is COMPOSED OF
- 1x CEO (that's me!)
- 1x Chief Financial Officer (who's always crying)
- 5x Interns who are always confused
