Our Mission: Because We're Not Actually Here to Make Money

We're here, we're queer, we're not actually here to make money. Our mission is to create a workplace so enjoyable, you'll want to come back for the free food alone. But let's be real, the free food is just a bonus.

We're a team of highly skilled, highly caffeinated individuals who are here to make your experience so painless, you'll wonder if you even had to come to work at all. But don't worry, we're not just a bunch of robots (although, let's be real, some of us are definitely a little bit robotic).

Our CEO, Buck "The King" Murphy, is a highly decorated expert in the field of doing absolutely nothing. He's here to lead by example, which is to say, he's here to do absolutely nothing and make you all feel guilty for it.

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