Meet the Leader

Our fearless leader, Bob the Bureaucrat, has been running our team with an iron fist and a keen eye for efficiency. He's been known to be seen sipping lattes and staring at spreadsheets for hours on end. Read more

His trusty sidekick, Larry the Logistics, keeps the team's coffee machine stocked and the copiers running smoothly. He's a master of the 3-hole punch and can recite the entire employee handbook from memory. Read more

Our Mission

We, The Copiers, are dedicated to producing the most efficient and accurate copies in the city. We're like a well-oiled machine, with a focus on productivity and a love of paperwork. Read more

Our Values

We value productivity, efficiency, and a good cup of coffee. We believe in working hard and playing harder. Read more

Our Goals

We aim to be the most productive team in the city, with the fewest errors and the most coffee cups. Read more