We're not just talking about the coffee machine in the break room, though that's a real thing of concern. No, we're talking about the fact that we're all secretly running on a combination of Red Bull and desperation.
It's like our team is a well-oiled machine, but the oil is actually just our tears of frustration and despair.
So, if you're looking for a job with a high turnover rate, we're your team. Come for the free food, stay for the free therapy.