Our Burnout Rate is Higher than Our Morale

We're not just talking about the coffee machine in the break room, though that's a real thing of concern. No, we're talking about the fact that we're all secretly running on a combination of Red Bull and desperation.

It's like our team is a well-oiled machine, but the oil is actually just our tears of frustration and despair.

Check out our Burnout Rate Index, where we track the number of hours worked vs. minutes of sanity remaining.

And don't even get us started on our Seniority Bonus system, where the more you burnout, the more points you earn!

So, if you're looking for a job with a high turnover rate, we're your team. Come for the free food, stay for the free therapy.

This page was brought to you by the team of highly caffeinated individuals who are secretly questioning our life choices.