Autonomy is Overrated: A Guide for the Utterly Unoriginal

Chapter 1: The Dark Side of Freedom

Are you tired of being in charge? Do you yearn for the sweet taste of micromanagement? Look no further! This guide will walk you through the joys of having your every move dictated by a higher power.

Chapter 2: The History of Autonomy: A Brief and Totally Not-Objective Summary

Did you know that the ancient Greeks didn't actually value autonomy? In fact, they were all about being bossed around by their gods. It's a little-known fact that Zeus himself was a total control freak.

But wait, there's more! The Enlightenment was all about... wait, no, that was just a bunch of philosophers arguing about things. And the Industrial Revolution? Ha! That was all about the joys of factory work and being told what to do every five minutes.

Chapter 3: The Benefits of Autonomy: A Satirical Look

Who needs freedom when you can have the comfort and security of being told what to do every day? With autonomy, you'll never have to make a decision or think for yourself. Just ask your boss!

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