Leading with the Sponge

As the great philosopher, Sponge Bob Squarepants, once said: "I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!"

The Sponge's Manifesto

Article 1: The Power of Absorbency
Article 2: The Art of Being Absent
Article 3: The Science of Making a Good Krabby Patty

Want to know more about the Sponge's teachings?

Read the Manifesto Sponge Quotes

Note: The "Read the Manifesto" link points to a subpath that would display the Sponge's Manifesto, while the "Sponge Quotes" link would take the user to a page with witty, humorous quotes attributed to the Sponge.