Welcome to Team 2, the most underappreciated team in the galaxy!

Our team of highly trained, moderately skilled, and occasionally awake employees

We're the unsung heroes of the galaxy, working tirelessly to keep the coffee machine stocked, the copier jammed, and the conference room fridge empty.

Our team members are experts in:

• Extrapolating spreadsheets for hours on end
• Accomplishing the impossible: getting the stapler jammed
• Perfecting the art of staring blankly into space

Visit our member page to learn more about our talented team!

Or check out our project page for a list of our ongoing, never-to-be-completed projects.

Our motto? "We're here, we're not, we're somewhere."