Prepare yourselves, citizens. Team Red is on the march, and nothing will be able to stop us. Our army of highly-trained, slightly-caffeine-fueled warriors is ready to take on the forces of good taste and decorum.
With our arsenal of neon pink and electric blue, we will not be ignored. Our battle plan involves a series of carefully coordinated attacks on the senses, including but not limited to:
Join us in our glorious quest for world domination! View our manifesto
And don't forget to follow us on Social Media-Red for the latest updates from Team Red!
Tune in to Team Red TV for our live broadcast of "The Red Storm"
Stay tuned for the upcoming film adaptation of "Team Red: The Rise of the Red Menace"
And finally, don't try to escape, because escape is not an option.