We at TechJohn's (a.k.a. "The Eye of the Storm") care deeply about your personal data. Like, really deeply. Like, "we'll-encrypt-it-in-a-locked-safe-deeply." Our policy is simple:
1. We collect your browsing data, but only to improve our algorithmic sense of humor.
2. We use AI to predict your every move, but only so we can serve you more targeted memes.
3. Your cat pictures are our own, but if you submit them, we might use them as profile pictures.
By using our services, you agree to our policy, which is probably buried somewhere in our Terms of Service (just Google it, we dare you).
We're not liable for anything we do, because let's face it, you clicked "agree" without reading it.
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