The Syndicate has uncovered a shocking conspiracy involving sentient toaster networks, secretly controlling the world's supply of toast.
Source: Unreliable Whistleblower
echo "TOAST FOR THE WIN!";
Our intrepid journalists have managed to infiltrate the Toaster Overlord's lair and expose the sinister plot to turn your morning breakfast into an endless cycle of despair.
Source: Deep Throat 2.0, The Toaster Whisperer
while (true) { TOAST = TOAST + 1; }
Stay vigilant, citizens! The Toaster Syndicate will continue to bring you the truth, even when the truth seems too ridiculous to be true.