Choose your power upgrades:
Flight Upgrade
Experience the thrill of soaring through the air with our premium flight upgrade package. Includes:
- Jetpack 9000: A high-performance jetpack that will leave you feeling like a superhero.
- Flight School: Learn the basics of aerodynamics and get a free lesson in how to not crash into buildings.
- Flight Insurance: Because even superheroes can have accidents.
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Telekinesis Upgrade
Move objects with your mind! Our telekinesis upgrade package includes:
- Telekinetic Training: Learn to move that vase without breaking it.
- Object Manipulation Software: Because who needs hands when you have a mind?
- Mind Control Classes: Learn to control your own thoughts, because let's be real, your mind is the hardest thing to control.
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Super Strength Upgrade
Get strong, get fierce, get upgraded! Our super strength package includes:
- Muscle Mass: Get the physique of a Greek god, without the whole "being a demigod" thing.
- Powerlifting Lessons: Learn to lift heavy things without hurting yourself.
- Superhero Insurance: Because your health is more valuable than your strength.
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Invincibility Upgrade
Be invincible, be unstoppable, be upgraded! Our invincibility package includes:
- Invincibility Serum: Drink this, and you'll be basically invincible.
- Kevlar Suit Rental: Because who needs a fancy new suit when you can just rent one?
- Invincible Training: Learn to live with the constant knowledge that you might die at any moment.
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