Tech Support: The Unspoken Art of Existential Crisis

Are you tired of being stuck in an endless loop of troubleshooting? Do you feel like your soul is slowly draining away as you stare at the same screensaver for the 12th time? Welcome to Tech Support, where the lines between reality and the abyss are blurred, and the only thing more infinite than the support options is your frustration.

Our team of highly trained, slightly-less-than-human technicians are here to guide you through the never-ending labyrinth of error messages, software updates, and "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

We offer:

• Error Messages as Poetry - because sometimes a little bit of sonnet-formatted despair can be just what you need
• Cybernetic Therapy - because who needs human interaction when you can talk to a disembodied voice from the 70s?
• Algorithmic Existentialism - where the only constant is change, and also the error rate
• Techno-Zen and the Art of Doing Nothing - because in a world of instant gratification, sometimes you just have to sit with it

Disclaimer:

We are not responsible for the contents of our pages, or the contents of your mind. Please do not attempt to contact us for actual help. We're just here for the art.