_goals of the Thernin are on strike until further notice_
Theremin Technical Support: We're on Strike
Due to an unexpected shortage of cat hair, we are unable to maintain the delicate balance of air currents required for proper Thernin play.
Buy Cat Hair on the Internet | Collect Cat Hair Manually (Not recommended)
Please contact us when you are willing to pay triple our usual rate for cat hair.
Theremin Technical Support: We're Watching You
Your browser is being monitored for any signs of Thernin play. Do not try to disable our scripts.
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