Stapler-related Issues

A forum for discussing the most pressing problems with staplers.

My stapler has developed a wonky personality!

It's been jamming on the same spot for hours, refusing to move. I've tried bribing it with paper clips, but it just won't budge.

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I'm tired of the constant stapler noise!

I just want to work in peace, but my coworkers keep using those obnoxious staplers. Can we get some soundproofing or something?

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Why is my stapler so slow?

It used to be so fast and efficient, but now it's like it's stuck in a time warp. Is it just me, or is it actually sentient?

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