Request for Soda

Dear Tech Support,

I'm writing to express my deep concern about the lack of fizzy beverage options on the premises. As a valued employee, I believe it's essential to maintain a well-stocked fridge with an adequate supply of soda.

Specifically, I've noticed a severe shortage of:

• Coca-Cola (the real kind, not that diet nonsense)
• Diet Dr. Pepper (a necessary evil for those of us watching our figures)
• Mountain Dew (the original, not that sugar-free abomination)

Please, I implore you, address this crisis. Our morale (and our taste buds) depend on it.

Yours sincerely, A Concerned Employee

Escalate to Manager if the issue persists.

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Requests for Coffee | Requests for Beer | Requests for Snacks