Empistencyms: Advanced Subpage 20

This is the advanced subpage 20 of the Empistencyms documentation. Here you will find information on the most esoteric topics.

Subpage 20: The Art of Doing Nothing

Learn how to do absolutely nothing with the help of our expert guides and videos.

Getting Started

First, find a comfortable spot to sit. Any chair will do, but we recommend something with more cushions.

Next, close your eyes and take a few deep breaths. Inhale the air, exhale the stress.

Now, simply stare at the wall. Or a tree. Or your cat.

This is the key to achieving nothingness.

Expert Tips

Our experts have compiled a list of tips to help you achieve maximum nothingness:

For more information on the art of doing nothing, visit our Advanced Subpage 21 or our Frequently Asked Questions page.