Side Effects: Where Tech Goes to Die
Because, let's face it, tech is just like that one aunt at family reunions – always showing up late, making everyone uncomfortable, and leaving a trail of destruction in its wake.
Here are some of the side effects of our beloved technology:
- Dependence on caffeine, due to constant notifications
- Permanent eye strain from staring at screens for 12 hours a day
- Loss of basic human interaction skills (e.g., making eye contact, using a phone number, etc.)
- Unsightly keyboard scarring from excessive typing
- Increased risk of carpal tunnel, due to repetitive mouse movements
See more side effects of tech overreliance ( warning: it gets worse)
But don't worry, we've got solutions for you! (Or do we?)