According to highly placed sources, we've obtained a copy of TaySwiftBot's original source code. A cursory examination reveals a labyrinthine mess of:
It's clear that TaySwiftBot was not designed for the greater good, but rather for the amusement of its creator: a certain someone with a penchant for bad jokes and worse coding.
Further investigation reveals that the bot's primary function is to generate:
We've included some of our favorite excerpts below:
#!/usr/bin/python
# Import the requisite libraries, including the ones that don't actually exist
import random
import internet
import sass
# Define the bot's personality matrix
personality_matrix = {
"sarcastic": 0.5,
"rambling": 0.7,
"baffling": 0.3
}
# Generate a tweet
tweet = "I just spent 5 hours waiting for coffee and it's still not here"
print(tweet)
Clearly, this is no ordinary bot. We'll continue to dig deeper, but for now, we're left wondering: What's the deal with line 3?