Technique 1: The Art of Procrastination

In the ancient art of Neo-Brutalist technique, one must first master the art of doing nothing.

Here are the steps:

1. Step 1: Find the most comfortable chair in the house
2. Step 2: Place it in front of the computer
3. Step 3: Sit down
4. Step 4: Open a browser
5. Step 5: Type 'cat' in the URL bar
6. Step 6: Stare at cat pictures for an hour

Or, for an alternative route, try the Alternative Method: The Art of Extreme Binge-Watching