TECHNIQUE 2: The Art of Not Doing It Wrong

Today we're going to explore the timeless art of doing something, anything, just not quite right. A delicate dance of missteps and misfortunes. A waltz of wretched decisions.

Step One: The Fateful Misstep

Step Two: The Catastrophic Misadventure

Step Three: The Utterly Inadequate Solution

And so, the journey begins... or ends. Who knows?