A page of unapologetic specificity, because who needs subtlety, anyway?
This subsubpage exists because, quite frankly, someone had to.
It's here to provide answers to all your burning questions about Subsubpage 9's raison d'être, but let's be real, there aren't any burning questions, are there?
Still, we'll give it our best shot:
And, because we're feeling generous, here's a bonus link:
The Secret Subsubpage of Doom (Not Really, Just a Nice Picture of a Cat)