Technique 3: Buy a Toaster

Because nothing says "good life decision" like buying a toaster.

But seriously, this technique requires you to purchase a toaster. Yes, it sounds absurd, but hear us out.

Step 1: Choose your Toaster

Select a toaster that fits your budget, your lifestyle, and your kitchen countertop space. Don't be that friend who buys a toaster that's too big for their toaster stand, because let's face it, it's just a recipe for disaster.

Step 2: Choose Your Bread

Step 3: Assemble Your Toaster