Warning: this technique involves advanced hooking techniques that may lead to excessive yarn consumption, eye strain, and irreversible hooking-related PTSD. Proceed with caution.

Step 1: Choose your hooking tool of choice: the 100-foot long steel pipe or the trusty ol' wooden spoon.

Step 2: Locate the perfect yarn-to-hook ratio. It's all about the sweet spot where yarn and hook become one with the universe.