Welcome, aspiring aerialists! Are you ready to face the music and fail spectacularly in front of a packed arena?
In this comprehensive guide, we'll walk you through the fundamentals of acrobatic failure. From the basics of face-planting to expert-level tumbles, we'll cover it all.
1. Falling off the trampoline - The art of getting your feet tangled in the springs and landing with a resounding thud.
2. Spinning out of control - The delicate art of rotating at high speed while completely forgetting the concept of balance.
3. Timing your crash landing with a dramatic flair - The advanced technique of incorporating a perfectly-timed pratfall into your routine.
Remember, with our guide, you too can become a master of the art of acrobatic failure! Or, at the very least, you'll have a really good story to tell.