Welcome to the most epic fail of them all: overthinking. Where one's brain becomes a never-ending cycle of "just in case" scenarios, hypotheticals, and what-ifs. It's like watching paint dry, but with more angst.
Learn how to paralyze your analysis.
Discover the joy of assuming the worst.
And for the truly adventurous: Find your inner procrastinator.
Or, you know what? Forget it all. Just have a nice cup of tea and stare at this pretty picture of a cat: