Epically Failing: The Art of Omniscience

Chapter 3: The Ultimate Guide to Not Knowing What You're Doing

Also known as "How to Make a Career out of Not Being Sure What You're Doing", this chapter is a comprehensive guide to the ancient art of omniscience.

Continue to Chapter 4: The Dark Art of Not Knowing Where You Are

Subchapter: The Omniscientist's Toolbox

Remember, the key to omniscience is to never be sure of anything.

Or, as the great Omniscientist once said, "I don't know, but I'm not going to look it up."