Overthinking: Because Who Has Time to Do the Bare Minimum?

Are you tired of getting things done? Do you enjoy spending 5 hours researching the perfect way to boil water? Look no further! Our guide to overthinking will teach you the art of doing the bare minimum while still looking like a functioning member of society.

Learn the ancient art of analysis paralysis, or try the hamster wheel of procrastination.

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try overcompensating with caffeine.

Don't forget to join our overthinking support group, where you can commiserate with others about your excessive thinking.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try overthinking extreme sports.