Chapter 3: The Bottomsworthian Paradox
As we dive deeper into the rabbit hole of Bottomsworthian Morality, we find ourselves at the precipice of a philosophical conundrum. The Bottomsworthian Paradox, as it's come to be known, questions the very fabric of our moral code.
It goes like this: If Bottomsworth, the great moral philosopher, were to walk into a room filled with 100 kittens and 100 puppies, but with only 50 of each having been fed, would he choose to feed the kittens or the puppies?
At first glance, it seems like a simple decision. But, dear reader, you would be wrong. For in the world of Bottomsworth, the answer is not as clear-cut as it seems.
A study of the great Bottomsworth's own notes reveals a cryptic message: "Feed the kittens. No, wait, feed the puppies. No, wait, feed them both, but only if they're wearing matching socks."
And so, we're left with more questions than answers. Is it the number of lives that counts? The cuteness of the animals? Or perhaps it's the socks?
Join us as we continue to explore the Bottomsworthian Paradox, and discover the answer that will change the way you think about, well, everything.