Welcome, traveler, to the most epic of culinary adventures: The Ancient One Pot Meal. In a world where the only pot you need is the one on your head, we've got the recipe for you.

Gather 'round the campfire, and behold the majesty of:

• S'mores of the Ancients
• Dino-Mite Camping Delights
• The Soup that Made the Ancients Go

May the fire of the Ancients guide you through the wilderness of flavor.